Be the Change you want to See

 Be the Change you want to see

(1)

This is India, Oh my friend,

And corruption is the current trend,

If you think the system can work,

Then I think you are a dork.

From lazy babu to lousy neta,

And the arrogant mantri ka beta,

Always on the lookout you see…

To cheat people like you and me

Some say the pen is stronger…

Nah! I don’t think any longer.

‘Tis said actions speak loudly,

But now money speaks more proudly!!!

Once Gandhi spoke in flesh & blood,

And to listen people came in a flood.

These days his face on currency notes,

Can buy you things like even votes.

Once that man called Gandhi,

Had walked miles up to Dandi,

But it’s neither Gandhi nor Dandi…

Kids now prefer to read Suppandi.

Times have changed, so has values

(I’m not talking about price of ‘aloos’)

It’s moral values I’m talking about,

Which people these days openly flout!

They call it as the land of wonders,

And about it sometimes myself ponders

How the country’s still running

Despite these people – cruel and cunning.

And the biggest wonder of them all,

Is coexistence of big and small.

Famished children around food stalls,

Homeless people near shopping malls.

Hunger as well as obesity,

Villages around a megacity.

Drought along with hydroelectricity…

Wow!! That’s unity in diversity!!!!

(2)

We Indians always in demand,

In far away and foreign land,

Take any chance that we get,

To leave this land and forget.

Then a few decades later,

Growing a few inches fatter,

We criticize our homeland

In a language that’s so bland.

But have you bloody NRIs

While eating your Kentucky Fries,

Ever thought of lending a helping hand

To your bleeding homeland???

The world has been conquered by you,

And about it you cry and hue

But do you think that it will matter

To the homeless boy with an empty platter?

So leave that stupid chicken fry

And come back home you NRI…

It’s time you pay back to the country

That has helped you always selflessly.

If you really want to make a change,

Over a really broad range,

Stop speaking or writing about it

And start doing something you nitwit.

Nothing is changing, nothing will…

Netas will promise but never fulfill.

You vote one out, another will come…

Marks my words, he’ll be more dumb.

The country’s not sixty-something

And the ruler’s seventy-something.

And I think you are the biggest fool

If you expect changes during their rule!!!

(3)

‘Twas Wisely said by Mr. Gandhi,

“Be the change you want to see”

Enough with these corrupt old MPs

Who’ve made taxpayers’ pockets empty

And these murderers and conspirators,

Who’ve managed to become our legislators.

We’ve tolerated them enough…

All they do is always bluff.

Few terrorists came here by boat,

But hundreds of them come by vote.

It’s time we voted someone better

A man of his word and letter.

And if you don’t get such a man…

Who stops you from becoming that man???

And if you become the man we need,

Be sure, we’ll vote you indeed.

Corrupt MPs are not willingly voted,

Nor is that their votes bloated.

But when we go out to vote,

And the ball is then in out court.

But, you see, the names on the EVM,

Are all of no good… Such a shame.

Not that the public likes them much,

But there’s no choice…. The problem’s such.

There are social workers out there.

Even NGOs do their fair share.

But the country’s not run by them,

And we need better men for the same.

(4)

Thus it was not said worthlessly

“Be the change you want to see”

To be able to change the system,

You have to be part of the same.

Nothing will change overnight…

For that we’ve to struggle and fight.

It’ll need a lot of patience,

Combined with some confidence.

Brothers and Sisters, the future’s at stake,

We have to act for our own sake

And if right now we don’t act fast

Who knows how long India will last???

Hold my hand, the time has come,

‘Tis been long time we’ve stayed mum.

Down with hatred and corruption…

Prejudices and presumption.

Let’s establish Utopia

Right here in India.

The Kingdom described in ancient shlokas

And dreamt of by the Rams and Ashokas

A dream for which many great men…

Laid down their lives and suffered pain.

For it we don’t need ancient sages

Nor saviors from distant ages.

We have to be our own Messiahs…

IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER RENAISSANCE.

Through Thick and Thin

: Obesity, slimming-programs and other totally unrelated issues....

Obesity is the topic of hot discussion these days and thus no wonder the trend in fashion is ‘slimming-programs’- whether it be bollywood actresses taking to size zero figures or slimming down of the paychecks of the BPO sector. And yet in some places obesity seems to have got such an upperhand that slimming-programs do not seem to be working, like the very very obese price-tags of almost everything, from vegetables to automobile fuel. Every other day a not-at-all-obese man (read Manmohan Singh) promises us that steps are being taken to remedy this problem. But the very next day a very noisy group of immature people (read opposition MPs) accuse Mr. Sharad Pawar ,who happens to be quite obese both physically as well as financially, of not doing anything to reduce the prices of onions (Don't start wondering how the International Cricket Council President can reduce onion prices - he actually happenes to be our agricultural minister too). I must mention, by the way, that our country is unique where elections are often lost and won on the basis of price of onions. But there is a little piece of the jigsaw puzzle that does not fit into the picture. Mr Laloo Yadav and Mr Mulayam Singh (who is not really as gentle a man as his name suggests) are constantly complaining that they are unable to properly fill their stomachs due to high food prices, and yet I you can see they are just as obese as they were two years back, possibly even more. Then Mr Shashi Tahroor, a person who few years back had almost become the UN Secretary General , was found to have a ‘fat’ share in an IPL team and so was cut down to size (as a result of which he has a ‘slim’ chance getting back to top level politics).

Politics aside, there are many other areas where slimming-programs are being applied unnecessarily as well. Suddenly out of the blue, someone (or something) is thought to be obese, and is ‘slimmed’ down, like Kareena Kapoor, who without any rhyme or reason, felt it necessary to shed 20 kgs (unfortunately, a visiting team of nutritionists from the UNO thought that ours is a country so affected by poverty that even celebrities are victims of hunger and malnutrition). Then of course, there is the Indian Gen-X (and Gen-Y and Gen-Z and various other ‘new’ generations) who are hell bent on ‘slimming down’ their waistlines, as well as other aspects of their life. Even the age old English vocabulary hasn’t been spared. Various English words, which they think are too obese for them to digest, have been slimmed down to unimaginable extents. The culprits of course are telecom operators, Twitter, Facebook etc. who think it to be a crime if someone writes something more that 160 characters long. So, as de say- u cant alwys expct us 2 rit all words prperly. D wrds in eng lang r 2 long, n it wont fit in2 sms neways. (If you have understood what was written, then you too can begin cutting excess fat out of your words from now on). Then again talking about this magazine itself, I had expected this to be quite a fat issue with lots and lots of contributions but unfortunately due to dearth of articles, the magazine got slimmed down. I hope we manage to come out with a bit more ‘obese’ issue next time.

Oh! I totally forgot to write about the causes of obesity, the way it can be tackled and the steps to be taken to get your body back to shape. But unfortunately, if I write any further, this article itself would become too obese and the chances of the readers going through the whole of it would be very slim. And being the editor, I’d not like that to happen. So stay in shape, and say NO to obesity, till we come out with the next ‘slim’ issue of our Class Magazine.

From the Editor's Study Table

(I wrote the following article as the editor of my class magazine which was published in JULY"10)

It gives me immense pleasure to present my readers with the very first issue of The XI-B Class Magazine. Lest I forget, here itself I’d like to convey my heartfelt thanks to our English teacher Madam Poonam Saluja without whose guidance & encouragement this magazine would not have seen the light of the day. (Savour this statement because hardly ever would you find students thanking their teacher for giving them an assignment). And I’m equally thankful to all those who have contributed their articles, poems and stories. I’d be much more proud of myself and all my classmates if we can continue this work and bring out more issues of our Class Magazine regularly.

The title of this piece may sound rather odd to the reader. Of course, the editor’s notes are usually titled “From the editor’s desk”, but since the editor of this magazine does not have a desk, so he writes from his ‘study-table’ instead. All puns aside, getting to be the editor of this magazine has really been a dream come true me. Ever since I remember I’d started writing articles and poems for the School Magazine, I’ve always aspired to become, someday, the editor of the same. Today, as the editor of the Class Magazine I feel as if I’ve almost fulfilled my aspiration. And yet when I was nominated (okay, let’s be honest... I was not nominated, I volunteered) as the one of the editors of this Magazine, I found myself asking the question, “What after all is the job of the editor?” The two things that came to mind were – writing the editor’s note (which I’m doing right now) and ensure that all the articles are well written and up to the mark (which I’ve already done).

When I volunteered for being the editor, I really had no idea of what an editor’s note should look like. Being honest, I hardly ever read magazines (I only read them when I’m stuck in a waiting room, with nothing to do, and I suddenly find a tableful of magazines. Thus I was wondering how to start writing the editor’s note, how will I conclude it, and most importantly how to decide on the contents. So, as soon as I reached home, I took up a periodical and started glancing through “From the editor’s desk”. I had barely read 5 lines when I snapped it shut I thought’ “No way, that’s not how I’m going to write.” Believe it or not, that evening I found myself performing a search in the internet ‘How to write editor’s note’. When nothing worthwhile turned out, I started looking for definition of the term ‘editor’s note’ itself. The definition was nothing unexpected but I also came across this statement on a webpage “....the editor’s note reflects the personality and the writing style of not only the editor but the whole magazine as a whole. It is the editor’s note which attracts readers to the publication...” That was all that I wanted to know. And I decided right then that I was going to write it my way. So here I am, writing from my study table and in my very own way. (Editor’s note should be a little bit formal, and mine is a bit to informal I guess, but then this is my way).

When the topic has come to ‘the way of writing I would like to say here that the way of writing, in my opinion, should not be excessively rigid or formal unless, like, you are writing to your principal asking leave for a day (If you are too informal, he might give you permanent leave from school. I don’t think you’d like that to happen, do you???). Whatever is written is fine as long as it conveys what you want to say. And there should always be touch of humour to the writing (which I feel is essential to keep the reader interested). Another very important aspect (or rather I may say the most important aspect) to be kept in mind while writing is originality. A creative piece should be your creation not your brother’s, sister’s or mom’s or dad’s and definitely should not be plagiarised from the internet. In the world of language and literature, originality is equivalence of honesty and plagiarism is just as good as murder. (I’m also assuming here with full faith that all contributions in this magazine are original.)

Moving on to the contents of the magazine, I must say I had a really tough time trying to figure out how to arrange the various contributions as they were on various topics and themes. Towards the beginning you will find factual articles and debates. Among these “Hello, I’m from the future” is a very interesting article on time travel. Then there are various poems, some painful, some humorous, some on student life while some about friendship. Among them, “The song of the Girl Child” is a poem which I feel will touch the hearts of each and all leave a very important message etched in our minds. “The student PAIN” will provide some comic relief after some heavy reading. Then there are a collection of poems on the topic “MOTHER”. These poems are unique in the sense that each one of the have been has been written not by any one person but by groups of ten-ten students. And then if you love satires a la Vikram Seth then “Be the change you want to see” is definitely the poem for you. Further on, there are some beautiful poems on nature, among which “Trees cannot name the seasons” is one which I’m sure will create vivid visual imagery in your minds. The final few articles are the views of various students on their own life and the ‘way of living’ in general. “I, Me and Myself” is an exhilarating read, as it unravels the conflicts in the mind of adolescents. It is typically the type of article that one expects to find in School Magazines or Class Magazines.

This magazine, and for that matter every magazine, is forum for sharing and collaboration of thoughts and ideas. And to make that a success, I’d recommend the reader to go through each and every piece, whether poem article or story, and try to absorb the explicit as well as the implicit messages in them.

The fact that I’ve been able to write as far as this is an (extraordinary) achievement in itself for me (for statistic’s sake, it’s already crossed 1000 words). Verse flows easily from my pen but when it comes to prose, and especially something like editor’s note, I find myself fumbling and my pen starts stumbling.(you see, my prose inadvertently turns into verse now and then) So, let me not write any more, lest you get so bored that you will not read any further. I just hope that you have a pleasant as well as exciting journey through the pages of The XI-B Class Magazine.

Happy Reading!!!